Kingdom: animalia Phylum
:
chordata Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Family: coprotidae
subtribe: ignhominia
Species: fan
In pictures: an amoeba, the being that represents the brain capacity of a fan
The fan is an omnivorous mammal of medium size located in the north in central and southern Italy. Although it looks like the man (which is convoluted), the fan creates a biological family in its own right due to Coprotidae.
Their organization is patriarchal clan with the formation of strongly hierarchical. The clan leader is selected based on his charisma and his ability: these attributes are the lowest and highest the chance that the fan stands within his clan.
levels of organization of the clan are very high and this has led to the spread of the legend that the fan is to be intelligent or at least sentient, but it is not.
In ancient times, the habitat of the fan was much broader. Colonies are worthy of mention is pushed up in England, where he lived the important family of hooliganism. The hooligan was recently brought to the brink of extinction by man, and unlike other animal species, this is not maintained by any association, but rather urges that they can achieve total extinction of the unfortunate creature, abomination of the gods.
Contrary to what is often said, not all football fans feed on. While the majority of fans and bad losers they feed mainly of the sport, there are other categories such as, for example, that eats Brihatoris Coprotidae sport considered "a moderate supporters and is a hybrid of animal and vegetable kingdoms (loves to vegetate in the sun on special floating in salty and humid environments).
Involution
The man does not show its first decline in fan of the classical age. Some prototifosi (still not completely convoluted) but can be found in the Mousterian period. In fact, archaeological excavations have unearthed fossils of Neanderthals died trapped in quicksand in the crowd of three people, equipped with drums and strips of fur-like scarves. Archaeologists think that these small groups would support the hunters and their role consisted nell'incitarli during the hunt. Throughout the Mousterian are witnessing an interesting change in the system of typhus. Originally composed by men only, oddly enough the system evolves first saw the expansion of squads (up to ten units for a single hunter) and then the assimilation of women called hominids Cheerleader (sounding emitting guttural to encourage). After about a hundred years of typhus, it seems to disappear very quickly. Some explanations that we now are mainly two:
the noise of the fans were almost always miss all the prey, or in the worst case attracted predators
the fan was a member of the company basically useless without the weight and was brutally suppressed by the evolution of society
History offers us no other fans for many years until the age classic. In fact it is in Greece, with the exaltation of the body, and games, we find this entity social. In any case, even in this era we can not talk about real football fan, but still similar to his, because not the result of involution.
The Greek fans, as well as much of the Hellenic culture, we find him in more recent times in the republican and imperial Rome. This is a very important period in the history of a fan as you experience the first signs of involution and the first man away. The fan
Romano in fact has the particular characteristic of a latent homosexuality, especially against the powerful have it especially loves to put in the ass by the government of the day.
In ancient Rome we can indeed see that the games (Was defined as the time of the events in which they were slaughtered large numbers of men and beasts for the amusement of the fans, another undeniable sign of involution) were properly organized in: economic crises, coups, famines and disasters that could have been different cause social unrest.
With the crisis of conventional companies, however, also seems to downsize the involution in man fan. The reason for this event is easily explainable in the upper medieval social structure: the man can not donate because he is a fan forcibly convoluted subject to the sovereign. At a time when the rule of law becomes much here that the figure of fan is no longer necessary since replaced that of the subject. The subject
Middle Ages is usually a man deeply ignorant and of low (or no) aspirations, and in this we see a close correlation with modern fan, but there is a fundamental discriminant. The subject has fallen in an era ruled (nominally) from homunculi of low (but no more often) cultural depth, behind which a mayor of the palace holds and exercises the power (not to mention how pipinidi), making the company extremely chaotic. It 's only with the advent of the Carolingians that takes place at the time a profound social transformation he sees, at least in part, an improvement in the fortunes of subject.
Over time, the event which concerns us most is the emergence of a social class is very important: the merchant. In fact, the traffic resumed flights can give a boost to the company, bringing major changes. The PA of this compensation culture and consciousness places the renaissance in which man takes self-awareness and stop being a subject (or at least fight for not be). Europe comes to life in Italy and is set in motion a thriving economy driven mainly by businesses of the maritime republics.
But coming to the culture, Florence was an important center for renewal. It is in this city we see arise a new sport, what is the prototype of football now known as football in Florence. Obviously with the birth of the sport here is that once again will be seeking the involution of human-to-fan but at the same time the involution takes a step forward, supporters and asti appear among them. Perhaps the phenomenon of fans may be better understood by observing another event that takes place, also in Tuscany, during the Middle Ages that the Palio di Siena. Here, the various city districts, will compete in equestrian each year and each quarter brings a jockey in races. Extremely interesting is the phenomenon of victory, the fourth winner of the event throughout the year makes manifestations of self-congratulatory victory. Mind you that are neither the horse or the jockey to be celebrated, but the victory itself. Here's a rediscovery of what were once the Greek Nike, the fan Sienese victory moved by the athlete himself, and in a flurry of involution will feel part of Nike, Nike, if not the same. Equally important are witnessing with the Palio, a retrogressive step of large proportions, celebrating the victory for the whole year, that's the fan should not wait any longer to celebrate his victory, but will live in this function. To be more precise, the fan does not live for the prize of prizes, but he lives on a daily basis.
Doing a quick jump in the line of the time we reach today. From the Renaissance to the present day society and the political forms have evolved tremendously by giving us the opportunity to live in a world (sufficiently) free and guaranteed. It is in this period that the involution of the fan is shown in all his arrogance completely away from man.
The fan now fully reflected in rents Darwinian: loves violence (as in ancient Rome), is organized into small factions or clans and live sport (as in Renaissance Tuscany). Curiously, it has no respect for the athlete or sports in general (a typical aspect of Hellenic culture), but this shows us that the fan is the result of regression and divorces every possible improvement (however this is a fundamental characteristic of the species coprofilae).
Behavior
The fan, as I said, you usually move in herds. These schools can count a few elements during periods of inactivity (or end of the season working days) and are enriched by a large number of items at sporting events (championships, world cups or mostly). When the fan support activities demonstrates that it was not the human race and intelligence: he went to the stage clad in colorful scarves and flags appropriately beating big drums and emitting incomprehensible sounds (probably the legacy of totemic rites of the prehistoric age or animists). Some items are usually marked by the ability to rip off more famous tunes (mostly attributable to the so-called muzak) and then interpret them repeatedly and badly, behavior that has led many zoologists and ornithologists to seek lines of contact between the fan and the parrot. The parrot was more evolved.
The basic behavior of the fan who escapes to the canons of reason is vandalism. The fan is uncontrollably drawn to it by the desire to smash everything that is around it and that is not owned by him (this we may assume some sense of territoriality in this species, but zoologists do not believe that the fan is able to understand this concept, albeit basic). Whether in defeat than in victory, the fan is used to show her feelings in the destruction. Nothing resists the fury: cars, showcases, boxes (these objects among the most popular), men (perhaps out of envy) are targeted and beaten.
In any case, the fan's behavior who, though devoid of any rationality, seem childish and unnecessary and harmful. If the decline in these were to continue, leading scientists from around the world have given as a solution to the systematic destruction of this species harmful to the entire ecosystem.
Institution
rites ceremonies of the Order of 'Ossian
MACONS Francs-Masons
Colla
description and drawing of copper in their Lodge
And with a precise
detail of their disastrous adventures
"Whatever shocking event has the right to excite much curiosity in the audience understand the details of your circumstances, how to make everyone speak freely as they like more. Just so you know that he's a fresh catastrophe happened to the Lodge of Francs-MACONS, which I have not had much stability in these our Adriatic regions, would be warranted because the uniform of the time compile all the news, which may serve to meet the genius of 'curious ... "
(Emphasis added, author's note)
The Order of 'Francs-MACONS ... brings together the same hill and saw a large number of people without the diversity of character, inclination, or religion will bring you any obstacle.
(Emphasis added, nda)
not Havva the second partial of this society, among all companies in the world, this union of the sweetest, wisest, most beneficial, and at the same time the most specious and singular. Joined together by the sweet name of brothers ...
(Inst., p. 4. Emphasis added, nda)
The great secret that look carefully at what they do in their meetings ... did not fail to conceive of truth for 'suspicious svantaggiosissimi for these meetings, almost as if it were to fear that ... under an inviolable seal of secrecy, could prevent the establishment for adventure, and muddy the tranquility of the state. Ma .. Take pride because Socj impressed on my heart the love of their order and peace in their school grounds that ... What can you learn from, what submission, and what you worship Debbas for Religion, on the principle, and for the Government.
(Inst., ibid)
So what would be ridiculous to suppose that in their lodges could take place on business or religion or the Principality ... (Inst., ibid)
The Temple of Solomon, and magnificence of his works, his fall and its ruins, and restoring its splendor, not included in this last explanation if you do not format the human heart by God himself, filled with the richest gifts, and given its nature, but then totally corrupted by the violence of passion. He wanted, that the Heart deplorable, yet preserving its degradation features of past greatness, she should ask What the all-perfect, what had once ... In this respect they are no longer Free Mason to appear engaged in purely worldly edifices and land ... Freemasons are lucky that people ... to dissolve the human heart from the shackles of slavery so shameful ... and draw in the first world beautiful innocence.
(Inst., p. 10)
regard to freedom and equality which are the features that are valuable attributes the company ... have the effect of marvelous assemble in the same sect's partisans qualsisi another company, making a wonderful and universal bond that unites all without prejudice to any ... The first does bother me and hurt disappear every idea of \u200b\u200bsuperiority ... The second then that peace produces delicious, so sweet that confidence ... incompatible coll'avarizia ... Cotesta independence ... is nothing but the restoration of that age called the Age Poets Gold ... This era that happy time, in which the heart free from every passion I did not know until the simplest movements ... and where men and equal subjects of the only laws of nature did not admit that those other distinctions, to which this wise mother had placed between them, like a father to a son ...
(Inst., p. 13)
-First, talk to the gypsy embassy in Rome?
-Si, diiiica.
-I passes through the ambassador.
-Arriva.
-Ready? Goran?
Ah, Mohammed, are you, how are you?
-Okay, thanks. Sorry, but you do like to have an embassy if you have not even a state?
-Nothing, we split the rent with that of Romania, then we have some office in the embassy Slavic. Things so well, the important thing is that I can be traced.
-E from the point of view of the law?
-In Italy is easy. Just throw a bit 'of rumors going around and we lose all the cultural identity of Roma and here we are also a sovereign state.
-good story.
-Mohammed, how the fuck you talking about?
-No swearing. Now I have to go to Mecca to expiate. With all the things I have done recently then ... thank you very much.
-Sorry, I always forget what you are religious. However, as is the call?
-True, I forgot. I just wanted to ask you if you plan to stop with theft and robbery and all your things.
-But my dear, you know what we are committed lately. And those who must coordinate steal children, and those who are going to rob the apartments, and those who beg on the street .. And here you never stop Mohammed. But these are questions that make me?
-Goran But, you see, how it is and is not here any day we Muslims we are out of work. Before we had fun, I did a thousand colors. And who'll pull down the skyscrapers, and who was in the air Zompa a train station, who broke out underground. I mean we knew to talk to us. Then you know, more controls, the mass psychosis .. so we fall back on mosques. Ah, the mosques was also beautiful, you went downtown and did you get thunder and lightning for a beautiful mosque. In less than no time all of Italy was pissed off like a wild animal. Look, for five years we enjoyed very much, we broke all the balls. But now you take away all the fun we Gypsies Goran, try to understand. You just can not let an hour a day that breaks the balls too? But
-Mohammed, you did not understand I guess ... We know the contract.
-The contract?
-Oh, the contract. Pure-
you the contract?
-Pure us? But if it is exclusive!
-What a piece of shit ... How exclusive?
-Eh, exclusively, I myself personally signed a week ago.
-But with whom you signed? With him? E-
else with whom Mohammed. Of course I signed with him.
-Look, I'm sorry if I react like that, but I really can not believe it. Look, I myself attended the signing of our contract in 2006 and said flatly that it was an exclusive for five years.
Ah, but do not know? Ve have terminated. But as
-terminated? Nor Sayd said anything?
-Sayd moved to take the buyout and now who knows where.
-Sayd? Him? It 's impossible, so zealous .. precise ..
-But you know as they say, those who go with the lame learns how to limp.
-What?
-mean, it was in Italy for fifteen years ... Different countries custom you find ...
-But you see ... you can not trust anyone any more now. Ah! That bad times ...
-Sorry Mohammed, but life is a spinning wheel. As they say, now you tomorrow for me.
-Look, is that with this labor crisis we lack even the labor ... How long Goran, that time! When he was bursting trains on time.
He-Who?
Bin-Laden.
-Ah, yes. But anyway it's not like you have more suicide bombers because you are in crisis, young people who are no longer willing to work.
-It 's true, and then you see how they behave? Yesterday I did a check in housing and had all the explosive in disorder.
-true, it was better when it was worse.
-True ... Ah, poor Italy!
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Anyone following the story of the troubled oil bourse (the beginnings were made in 2006) will remember how these, in the few channels that were discussed, were seen as signs of the decline in the U.S.. It must be said also that 2006 of the United States was not a good time: the war in the Middle East was going to be a disaster, the housing crisis began to do its damage, the euro became increasingly dangerous to the dollar but not especially There were even a
Add to that an Iranian president who wants to walk in his country, a bag of hydrocarbons which will deal exclusively in Euro prices. Then keep in mind that the American economy is based on strange mechanisms in which it has a huge weight on the international oil market. That said, if the President has in mind first, in addition to the €-bag, even a nuclear program it back comoda.Immagino remained in the memory of all that was spoken in Iran, until recently, in every edition the news. Ahmadinejad had become the new international criminal, in practice a kind of Doctor Inferno instead of robots that had the atomic bomb. So away with the sanctions: Iran must not possess an atomic bomb. And, fortunately, does not possess it, because Ahmadinejad is not really a little person reassuring. After this short summary you can return to this. As I said Kish Stock Exchange opened its doors. Only that there was a small change in initial programs:
the bag is the oil in dollars . And why is easily explained: Iran had to agree to American demands to soften the sanctions nuclear program
. The thing here would be closed if not for two other characters that give manforte to Ahmadinejad, that Chavez and Putin. Chavez was a the first head of state to give full support to
Iranian government and participating actively to the idea of \u200b\u200bthe euro-bag. In fact, Venezuela is among the largest producers of oil and, like most of these, with patched ass (excuse the French). So even for the Venezuelan president, Kish was a huge opportunity to redeem his country (and do a "defiance" to the hated USA). Putin instead of oil if it matters little: he has gas. But apart from the gas also has the undeniable advantage of being a stone's throw from Iran that has oil. So the Russian president has decided to have four to fund infrastructure such as gas and oil pipelines, and support greater freedom in Iraq . When Putin wants is a true philanthropist. Ahmadinejad So he has not lost his nerve, and so and so many strong alliances (strategic) has already raised the idea of \u200b\u200bthe Euro-purse. Will he make it or not?
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-Christ ... hours that I will be turning over in bed. " Who had taken the alarm on the table and looked at the time. It was three-forty. Was precisely in that bed for two hours and still could not fall asleep. To-morrow I have to get up early .. fuck, I knew that was not the right way, I knew. I have always been an accountant and I was also good. Who the hell made me do. " He was nervous.
-You're finally here!
But give me pure tu! What are these formalities between us
-I do not know, I'm surprised ... I would feel embarrassed
-And what then, do you give of being? Ah ah ah ah!
-Boiled?
-No is that they are still shaken ... know how ...
-Sai, you know. What did I tell you to give me? Already forgotten?
-boiled?
-.... I usually agitated if I bring two beautiful and spends all puttanoni
-Prostitute? But we are not a Catholic party?
-Exactly. You do not allow us to build a harem? And we are going to hell. It's called protest my friend! But you will learn. You bet if you will learn. Ah ah ah ah!
-Catholics are monogamous ...
-Oh yeah?
-Eh-What do you want, when I was reminiscent of the anarchist party
-A anarchist party?
-What can I say, is what led the votes. Then the fascists are out of fashion.
-You have a mess on his head, you know?
-Come on, I was young at the time.
-was last year.
-But yes yes. However, come that you open a bottle of French champagne for having saved the election. I really could not find anyone to nominate. Presenting You saved the party know.
-French Sparkling?
Mica-thank you, is the minimum for what you did.
-yet I seem to have done wrong so big ...
-Hey, what did I tell you before? You have to give me?
-roll?
The day passed between celebrations and some discomfort for a climate that is not understood. Suddenly he realized that the world in which they had fallen was totally alien to him. Tonight you sleep-even-thought and began to turn the house nervously. He remembered that there had to be in the bathroom cabinet of valium and went looking for him.
"But where caz ... boxes full of useless here .. Most of these medicines will also be expired then, I have to decide to throw them a few days
-Ma goes. Why should he? He does not know that medicines worth more than gold?
-Ahhhh! Who the fuck is! You seem
-strung ...
-strung? I am a stranger in the house at night and I should be strung? Badi I have a gun eh, I would or the shooting. Badi eh!
-Come, stop. I'm here to help.
-How about me? He has never heard of Poggiolini? Yet they are famous.
Co-co ... .. how come in here? It is a ghost?
-Ghost? Do not talk nonsense. Look, I'm still alive and illegal. I have my methods.
-stuff of Freemasonry? She looks
-too many movies .. Pick, nothing special. By the way, I think that should change the lock.
Ben-kind .. What do you want from me?
-I want to help. I want to help not to be afraid of politics. I found out that she has a great need.
-E as it out? I spy? She looks
-too many movies ... Stuff of Freemasonry.
-see. She worries me, you know?
-I can imagine. Look, before you start the pantomime, would not an open sofa which are full of pennies? I bother to carry in his pocket knows.
-No, nothing. Look, let's start with the pantomime, otherwise I would have is getting late and I need to sleep.
he had said that Poggiolini disappeared and at that moment a voice came into the room.
-I am the ghost of politics past.
-Christ's sake! But
-on. Call me Senator Andreotti.
-I did not mean that ... Oh well .. Look, I'm already pretty tired, what should she see me?
-See what? He thinks he's in a story by Dickens perhaps? It's me that you must see, stop. Point. Without too much menate.
-Sa is, from a masquerade I expected at least some kind of allegory.
-If the time it takes for an allegory?
-Look, I'm usually in the evening in bed early. He knows what it is, I send the ghost of this policy and do over.
said Senator for life was gone. We did not have time to snort that immediately heard another voice.
-I am the ghost of this policy.
-Again she?
-What is surprising? Do not you know that politics is me?
-Yes, but you know, PDL, PD ... I would have expected at least a Di Pietro.
-But do not be ridiculous. No Di Pietro, always and only me.
-Bello sucks ...
-Hey, do not allow more. Look, if I have a gun and runs five minutes then I lose control eh. Badi eh ...
-E wants to kill her with a gun? Knows that years in politics I have?
-No ...
-1944
-Christ!
-I told her I can only call Andreotti.
And the Senator was gone again. And as before, a moment later, he heard a third voice.
-I am the ghost of the future policy-
Third item a few ciufoloni. It's still you!
-S 'look different?
-Senator Andreotti, with all due respect, she now has 89 years, it seems implausible that it can be part of future policy. If nature has its laws even by then should be to fatten the land.
-fool! I ascend to heaven, I do not know? Then a personal friend of God, told me that for 45 years, I can feel comfortable.
-But this is horrible!
-Poggiolini! Balcony ... hey ... he is doing to my couch?
-Eh? N.. no .. nothing .. co .. I checked the padding. Really well done. I have a passion for doing things well know.
-Go get your sister for a ride ...
-How?
-No, I said, you see that she is a man of taste.
else-Shit!
-Eh? What do you mean? He wants to sue?
-But no, he says. I want to enter politics. The policy needs me. I have to change it!
-Look, this was not the end.
-I have to change!
-Look, you happy .. I'm leaving. Take good night.
-I have to change!
-It is .. exchange rates, exchange rates as well .. Look, I can take away an mica ottoman or something?
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