-First, talk to the gypsy embassy in Rome?
-Si, diiiica.
-I passes through the ambassador.
-Arriva.
-Ready? Goran?
Ah, Mohammed, are you, how are you?
-Okay, thanks. Sorry, but you do like to have an embassy if you have not even a state?
-Nothing, we split the rent with that of Romania, then we have some office in the embassy Slavic. Things so well, the important thing is that I can be traced.
-E from the point of view of the law?
-In Italy is easy. Just throw a bit 'of rumors going around and we lose all the cultural identity of Roma and here we are also a sovereign state.
-good story.
-Mohammed, how the fuck you talking about?
-No swearing. Now I have to go to Mecca to expiate. With all the things I have done recently then ... thank you very much.
-Sorry, I always forget what you are religious. However, as is the call?
-True, I forgot. I just wanted to ask you if you plan to stop with theft and robbery and all your things.
-But my dear, you know what we are committed lately. And those who must coordinate steal children, and those who are going to rob the apartments, and those who beg on the street .. And here you never stop Mohammed. But these are questions that make me?
-Goran But, you see, how it is and is not here any day we Muslims we are out of work. Before we had fun, I did a thousand colors. And who'll pull down the skyscrapers, and who was in the air Zompa a train station, who broke out underground. I mean we knew to talk to us. Then you know, more controls, the mass psychosis .. so we fall back on mosques. Ah, the mosques was also beautiful, you went downtown and did you get thunder and lightning for a beautiful mosque. In less than no time all of Italy was pissed off like a wild animal. Look, for five years we enjoyed very much, we broke all the balls. But now you take away all the fun we Gypsies Goran, try to understand. You just can not let an hour a day that breaks the balls too? But
-Mohammed, you did not understand I guess ... We know the contract.
-The contract?
-Oh, the contract. Pure-
you the contract?
-Pure us? But if it is exclusive!
-What a piece of shit ... How exclusive?
-Eh, exclusively, I myself personally signed a week ago.
-But with whom you signed? With him? E-
else with whom Mohammed. Of course I signed with him.
-Look, I'm sorry if I react like that, but I really can not believe it. Look, I myself attended the signing of our contract in 2006 and said flatly that it was an exclusive for five years.
Ah, but do not know? Ve have terminated. But as
-terminated? Nor Sayd said anything?
-Sayd moved to take the buyout and now who knows where.
-Sayd? Him? It 's impossible, so zealous .. precise ..
-But you know as they say, those who go with the lame learns how to limp.
-What?
-mean, it was in Italy for fifteen years ... Different countries custom you find ...
-But you see ... you can not trust anyone any more now. Ah! That bad times ...
-Sorry Mohammed, but life is a spinning wheel. As they say, now you tomorrow for me.
-Look, is that with this labor crisis we lack even the labor ... How long Goran, that time! When he was bursting trains on time.
He-Who?
Bin-Laden.
-Ah, yes. But anyway it's not like you have more suicide bombers because you are in crisis, young people who are no longer willing to work.
-It 's true, and then you see how they behave? Yesterday I did a check in housing and had all the explosive in disorder.
-true, it was better when it was worse.
-True ... Ah, poor Italy!
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