1-Pray On You Crazy Diamond (parts from one to five, plus what's in the half belonging to N)
I'm not one of those things. . what are they called ... believers here. If anything, a gullible, or naive. I always said my old roommate:
-Look, which c'avresti borrowed from a kidney dialysis to stay in me starts to annoy?
-That's not a hemodialysis machine, it's just a mixer.
No, is the new model.
-not, does not have the basic components to make one, although brief, ultrafiltration, understand it is also a non-technical as I am.
-It 's the new model.
-Ah.
-Eh.
-Hand me the knife?
-Do just that I have to go pee.
-Occhei.
What I'm not atheist, I understood once one enters the church during the Eucharist:
-I apologize, information-
Shhhhh (onomatopoeia to urge the international silence)
-No is that I need. ..
-But still, silent, does not see that I'm busy?
Ah, you snack
-...
-I said, how to reach the square Dar ... But
-stop! Beggar!
-square-
Darwin Atheist!
-Oh! What they have to oder my unit.
-repeat, an atheist! Non-
I'm an atheist and atheist-
beggar! Affogatelo in the baptismal font. And do not use that otherwise you ruin it by Pisano.
No, seriously, I'm not an atheist. Are the other thing ... what's his name ...
-Muslim?
-Once, I had the money for a kebab, but I stopped immediately. How do you say ...
-Jew? Perhaps you are jew?
-No-Dai, you jew. Sprinkle with guano and put in the pillory in the square-
And no, I'm not jew. Another thing.
-Homosexual?
-Maybe. But I did not mean that.
-When in doubt take them twice daily after meals and at bedtime that it must measure the pressure one day and no one, each day at noon, they wash their genitals with a mixture of vinegar (preferably white) and hydraulic fluid, not touching, the morning do some flogging, as required for the stripping blades. Return in two weeks for a checkup.
Ah, thank you. What's the use?
-E 'a cure for homosexuality, latent and manifest. It also works with bisexuality, Stendhal Syndrome, bestiality, necrophilia, coprophilia, the, late blight and crabs. Ease diuresis and pederestia. No side effects, and the first ten patients a confirmation free of charge. A holy hand.
-Ah, however, not bad. Piazza Darwin.
-Back when I finished that I say it to him.
-Can I have a sip of wine that's hot?
-No.
-L 'water there by the door?
-No.
-I'll take a cup.
-No.
-I would be the miracle of the kebab I have no money with me?
-...
-No?
-No.
leaving the church I was reminded. I am one of those things ... as they say ... agnostic here.
2-Welcome to the Afterlife
The problem of religion is that it has only one problem. The problem is that it has so many problems. So many problems to earn a comfortable place in the afterlife (one where you do not have to lie down in a river of dung or rolling boulders), while at the restaurant you just a phone call with a tip and you can convince the waiter that it is too hot or too cold depending on need. Another advantage of the restaurant is that you must not stay there for eternity (because it would cost too much), a disadvantage of the restaurant is that you can not see what they do in the kitchen, much less how to be lovingly landfill to collect the ingredients.
But back to the disadvantages of religions, some of these are represented by the rites. I do not know, Easter is one in your home and you start to wet the while you must stay with an expression of contrition and repentance and faith flaunting his head down when in fact you think "I had just washed in the land ..". Alternatively, at Easter, but another Easter, we come at night to muddy the door with the blood of lamb while you eat unleavened bread waiting to die all the firstborn of parliamentarians. Sometimes then (sometimes in the sense of always) creates confusion between the various confessions and ends at Easter lamb is eaten together between two slices of unleavened bread (Do you know what they are not two slices of unleavened bread ? Practically hosts, here is the religious confusion), but looked evil to save the form. And I would say that it went well because it could very well happen that at Easter there was a home to shed the blood of the firstborn of parliament, ended so that the parliamentarians were given to celibacy or to parliament no longer wanted to go and no one became a taboo Italy was a country in the theocratic Deputies would be worshiped as a god and every Sunday we would have ended all in great schools for the ritual of voting. But I digress.
Another problem is that religion tends to proselytize. That is, the ultimate goal of religion is to embrace humanity in a big church and then sitting in a chair waiting for the Last Judgement and eternity (eternity is just a concept that I'm not going down, in an eternity ends that after a while 'you know all games, all games and Play Station and after you get bored for eternity, in fact). Then, waiting for eternity (which is used to prepare for eternity, like, take the pharaohs, according to you because you were buried with all that stuff? To have something to do during eternity) is a continuous rang the front door to the people who come to offer a bit 'of eternity, there is only the clause to follow any command, and some sacrifice from time to time (the most benevolent you exempt from the sacrifices for a month every ten years, but who uses this month usually ends up in hell, who violates several rules to end up in hell over-the logistics of the afterlife is updated in step with progress on the multiverse-). Sometimes you can get to grotesque results, such as when two Jehovah's Witnesses and a representative of the goblin have argued for half an hour about who was able to offer me eternity longer. Then the litigants have escaped them when a guy started to sprinkle the blood of parliamentary firstborn (actually ran as the representative of Jehovah's Witnesses-disbanded because it was not their blood, and I had to clean myself).
short, religions are doing everything to get you, making it intrusive. This can dry out the most, while they (the believers say) is absolutely necessary to spend their time for you to buy a little 'for eternity. Softcover Book and maybe with a little extra. And this is the driest. To me dry, but I understand them. Because the problem is to understand, and above all understand each other. Ok, religious are intrusive, but it is to think that I cover the role of great pain in the ass that hinders the dogma of proselytizing (or extermination of infidels in other religions more radical, but in that case it's survival, my own) and this must be nice for those who think like me.
Then there's more to say, but I'll say it again.
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