Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Texas Paper Driver License

My voice in the video explains the aims and purposes of this blog

26/05/2009

Hello Guys, Today I decided to make a nice video, to clarify the aims and purposes of the Blog, to meet someone like you, perhaps, for the first time to enter this space and is surprised by the information provided. I suggest you listen to the video, also know my voice and hear what I have to say about burning issues and kept secret for millennia.


Sunday, May 17, 2009

Stirrups For People With Bad Knees

How to become an agnostic in a few steps (and with a modest expenditure) - Book I: Old Testament

1-Pray On You Crazy Diamond (parts from one to five, plus what's in the half belonging to N)



I'm not one of those things. . what are they called ... believers here. If anything, a gullible, or naive. I always said my old roommate:

-Look, which c'avresti borrowed from a kidney dialysis to stay in me starts to annoy?
-That's not a hemodialysis machine, it's just a mixer.
No, is the new model.
-not, does not have the basic components to make one, although brief, ultrafiltration, understand it is also a non-technical as I am.
-It 's the new model.
-Ah.
-Eh.
-Hand me the knife?
-Do just that I have to go pee.
-Occhei.

What I'm not atheist, I understood once one enters the church during the Eucharist:

-I apologize, information-
Shhhhh (onomatopoeia to urge the international silence)
-No is that I need. ..
-But still, silent, does not see that I'm busy?
Ah, you snack
-...
-I said, how to reach the square Dar ... But
-stop! Beggar!
-square-
Darwin Atheist!
-Oh! What they have to oder my unit.
-repeat, an atheist! Non-
I'm an atheist and atheist-
beggar! Affogatelo in the baptismal font. And do not use that otherwise you ruin it by Pisano.
No, seriously, I'm not an atheist. Are the other thing ... what's his name ...
-Muslim?
-Once, I had the money for a kebab, but I stopped immediately. How do you say ...
-Jew? Perhaps you are jew?

-No-Dai, you jew. Sprinkle with guano and put in the pillory in the square-
And no, I'm not jew. Another thing.
-Homosexual?
-Maybe. But I did not mean that.
-When in doubt take them twice daily after meals and at bedtime that it must measure the pressure one day and no one, each day at noon, they wash their genitals with a mixture of vinegar (preferably white) and hydraulic fluid, not touching, the morning do some flogging, as required for the stripping blades. Return in two weeks for a checkup.
Ah, thank you. What's the use?
-E 'a cure for homosexuality, latent and manifest. It also works with bisexuality, Stendhal Syndrome, bestiality, necrophilia, coprophilia, the, late blight and crabs. Ease diuresis and pederestia. No side effects, and the first ten patients a confirmation free of charge. A holy hand.
-Ah, however, not bad. Piazza Darwin.
-Back when I finished that I say it to him.
-Can I have a sip of wine that's hot?
-No.
-L 'water there by the door?
-No.
-I'll take a cup.
-No.
-I would be the miracle of the kebab I have no money with me?
-...
-No?
-No.

leaving the church I was reminded. I am one of those things ... as they say ... agnostic here.


2-Welcome to the Afterlife

The problem of religion is that it has only one problem. The problem is that it has so many problems. So many problems to earn a comfortable place in the afterlife (one where you do not have to lie down in a river of dung or rolling boulders), while at the restaurant you just a phone call with a tip and you can convince the waiter that it is too hot or too cold depending on need. Another advantage of the restaurant is that you must not stay there for eternity (because it would cost too much), a disadvantage of the restaurant is that you can not see what they do in the kitchen, much less how to be lovingly landfill to collect the ingredients.
But back to the disadvantages of religions, some of these are represented by the rites. I do not know, Easter is one in your home and you start to wet the while you must stay with an expression of contrition and repentance and faith flaunting his head down when in fact you think "I had just washed in the land ..". Alternatively, at Easter, but another Easter, we come at night to muddy the door with the blood of lamb while you eat unleavened bread waiting to die all the firstborn of parliamentarians. Sometimes then (sometimes in the sense of always) creates confusion between the various confessions and ends at Easter lamb is eaten together between two slices of unleavened bread (Do you know what they are not two slices of unleavened bread ? Practically hosts, here is the religious confusion), but looked evil to save the form. And I would say that it went well because it could very well happen that at Easter there was a home to shed the blood of the firstborn of parliament, ended so that the parliamentarians were given to celibacy or to parliament no longer wanted to go and no one became a taboo Italy was a country in the theocratic Deputies would be worshiped as a god and every Sunday we would have ended all in great schools for the ritual of voting. But I digress.
Another problem is that religion tends to proselytize. That is, the ultimate goal of religion is to embrace humanity in a big church and then sitting in a chair waiting for the Last Judgement and eternity (eternity is just a concept that I'm not going down, in an eternity ends that after a while 'you know all games, all games and Play Station and after you get bored for eternity, in fact). Then, waiting for eternity (which is used to prepare for eternity, like, take the pharaohs, according to you because you were buried with all that stuff? To have something to do during eternity) is a continuous rang the front door to the people who come to offer a bit 'of eternity, there is only the clause to follow any command, and some sacrifice from time to time (the most benevolent you exempt from the sacrifices for a month every ten years, but who uses this month usually ends up in hell, who violates several rules to end up in hell over-the logistics of the afterlife is updated in step with progress on the multiverse-). Sometimes you can get to grotesque results, such as when two Jehovah's Witnesses and a representative of the goblin have argued for half an hour about who was able to offer me eternity longer. Then the litigants have escaped them when a guy started to sprinkle the blood of parliamentary firstborn (actually ran as the representative of Jehovah's Witnesses-disbanded because it was not their blood, and I had to clean myself).
short, religions are doing everything to get you, making it intrusive. This can dry out the most, while they (the believers say) is absolutely necessary to spend their time for you to buy a little 'for eternity. Softcover Book and maybe with a little extra. And this is the driest. To me dry, but I understand them. Because the problem is to understand, and above all understand each other. Ok, religious are intrusive, but it is to think that I cover the role of great pain in the ass that hinders the dogma of proselytizing (or extermination of infidels in other religions more radical, but in that case it's survival, my own) and this must be nice for those who think like me.

Then there's more to say, but I'll say it again.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Hot Water Cornbread Using Jiffy Mix

bloggher This should be in a museum (or at rest)


type that I do not write any more. You know how it works. One day one wakes up, and can no longer write. He has no ideas, do not know about that because basically there's nothing to talk about. And then - always the one who woke up in the phrase of the first - decide to open up the world, see what happens around. But it is useless because it does not happen anything and that little is happening is not at all pleasant. For example, two days ago I made the pork in milk and want to practice as I have even eaten. Now I am two days that I do not feel well and try to speak louder does not resolve the situation (and in more than the neighbors complained). Now if I tell my friends that I'm sick after eating pork (which costs very little plus eh) that immediately put his hand on their S & W and I do not feel at all comfortable. It should create a public opinion more prudent and not afraid that I know for example you can put out a pamphlet in which he explains that eating pork does not die no one (except pork, of course). I eg I have the title of the column infamous history.
I tried to follow the policy (that is to say, do not get bored). The fact is that the more onerous problem that currently grips the government is a divorce. Nothing to complain, bitch blade, they are ugly events (I mean the fact that a septuagenarian can copulate with a eighteen year old, and I can only copulate with an auxiliary verb and not even know how to do well) but I have just left with my cold half, and you'll understand, divorce (or sex) is a topic that leaves me shaken. About
shock ... I do not know if you noticed but there was the earthquake of psychosis. I shall be cynical, but are fascinating things. The tragedies, I mean. A plane crashes and people discover the pleasure of the long-haul travel:
-Ma Naples-Barcelona train will not be longish? You're not afraid of the plane?
-I? I enjoy the scenery. Never been afraid of anything
No-you know, because last week the plane crashed ...
-No, I'm not afraid of flying
-And why do you talk about air sweaty palms?
-Look, I have big penis
If there are pirates along the Somali coast for safety, people should not be even more in Riccione. The brave few who try to immerse yourself in the fate swirling waves (which, we go for the sea still do not understand it, means there are more practical for a salt person) carry some shrapnel in the carrier (ok, put it in a costume, which is more consistent wadding and has the advantage of not soften when you go swimming).
And anyway, is pretty darn embarrassing to see the reaction of all those who have only seen the earthquake on TV. In short, as the poet said, are all cacati below. So to exorcise the tectonic forces, in a ritual that aims to preserve the house and the handful of relatives less boring that fate has chosen you hunt rivers euro. It 's a bit the same mechanism to preserve a place in heaven (not necessarily the parterre, even the balcony h) which provides good deeds, do not covet the property of others (it is curious to see how the other woman not part of the stuff, I never understood), mite, and howitzers (only in case of a holy war eh, is that now you stand-bombing mosques and synagogues and churches of other denominations if you excuse me, heretics - and only if there is a holy war, and now there is not). There is closeness in these cases, we all feel the pain of others involved, so involved that we spend all day watching these people suffer. I mean, so I do not even bother us to drink 0.2 to HB after it has been warm. But they send money, every person who dies is an SMS-donation soaked in tears (that is, not who sent him the dead eh, it sends the people affected by the death of others).
Perhaps this is even humanly understandable (maybe even without), but frankly, it sucks (which, we see an unfinished syllogism? You've said you eh ...).
Then, I do not know. There was a crisis. There's still a crisis. The crisis is passing. We are in the shit with this crisis. Honestly I did not even understand the crisis, I just know they're trying to scare me. And they succeed. Maybe because I came enabling it to reach the halfway point for thirty years, I have nothing in hand and that the closest thing in hand is getting a degree in literature ... Well yes, consider it to understand why they can scare me. And I understand why I do not know what to write, why would a bit 'of hope to recover, but will understand if Obama is the hope, he goes - to melanin - that period is black.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Ho Train Football Stadium

Wind energy has surpassed nuclear

Republic learn from the wind has passed the nuclear world, not just as new plants built, as well as energy.

If the first since there is not much to say (among other things, since there the shadow of mafia and / or speculations), the second seems to me significant. I dedicate it to all those (and there are many, even on the left) who are still skeptical about the possibilities of renewable energy.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Velba Vintage Erotica



When we talk of Venice come to mind images of beautiful gondolas that wander through the channels and the sweet romance that surrounds, but the fields and streets crowded with tourists hiding ancient legends, unsolved mysteries, shadows of old people who make the city in this highly disturbing its Gothic ease. It will thus following the footsteps of these puzzles that are lost in the mists of time that we will get in touch with the genius that as the new urbis Virgil will take us in the folds of time, never forget the sight of traditions such as the Grail and Cagliostro, Casanova el 'Inquisition that will change his mind on the town the nickname of "Serenissima".

THE GRAIL AND THE MYSTERIES OF SAN MARCO
The city of Venice is full of legends on ancient Christian relics also given the close economic relations with the Eastern world, and so obviously could not miss the mystical stories about Templars and the Grail, the cup in which According to legend, Joseph of Arimathea collected the blood of Christ.
The path this great relic in the city is one that leads to Constantinople, now Istanbul, a city conquered by the Crusaders and closely linked to the capital of Veneto. In particular, precisely during the Fourth Crusade knights and merchants brought to the city culture and Middle Eastern traditions as well as many treasures from the Turkish city as the four horses of copper present on the Basilica of San Marco and that they had the tradition of beautiful rubies for eyes. We know even from Constantinople would come from the Crown of Thorns of Jesus that Louis IX of France managed to escape the city to bring in France, at the Sainte Chapelle, then it would not be unthinkable that, in case it really existed, the Grail in his mystical journey had really arrived in the city.
The tradition wants it hidden in the throne of St. Peter, the seat where you would really sit the Apostle during his years at Antioch made up of a Muslim funeral stele is decorated with the verses of the Koran now in the church of San Pietro in Castello. It is said that this was then subsequently transferred to Bari, a city linked to the Venetian tradition of common interest such as the Saint Nicholas in the two cities share out the sacred relics. Some local traditions, then, they want the church of St. Barnabas had been buried the mummified body of a French crusader named Nicodemus Besant de-Mesurier, tied to the story of the translation of the mystical cup found in the area in 1612. In reality they have never been found documents about this gentleman. The mysteries related to the Christian religion is not just about relics, but also the different traditions associated al'Inquisizione and Piazza San Marco, traces of memories narrow spread in one of the most beautiful squares in Italy and are often hidden in the eyes of the common traveler. Right corner of the Basilica, for example, there is a tradition that the stone used for the executions, while watching the first columns of the porch of the nearby Palazzo Ducale, we can see two different color from the others where, according to tradition, death sentences were read and performed in the square in front of or near the Campanile.
is so wonderful that the Bell Tower that stands in the square hides too gruesome memories, it is linked to the tradition of torture in Cheb, an iron cage suspended in a vacuum in which offenders were exposed to public ridicule for long periods of challenging weather and therefore the death almost as soon oncoming release.
Also among the columns of the Ducal Palace, then, was offered the last hope of salvation, and in fact, on the side of the building that is offered to the sea was a column that still appears to stand consumed. The condemned was offered a last favor: if they were able to whirl around the same without ever falling from the narrow base on which rests, indeed impossible task.

WITCH AND THE PALACES telluric currents are then
interesting traditions connected to haunted palaces like Ca 'Dario Ca' Mocenigo Old.
The sinister reputation of the first known to the whole city, it was built by merchant John Dario and dedicated to the genius of the city as the inscription "Genius urbis Joannes Dario", written, according to some scholars, hide, anagrams, cryptic as horrible secrets: "SUB RUIN INSIDIA generic" and that is the one that will live in this house will be ruined. For some, the building stands on a node negative energies that would move the entire house, Fulcanelli define what a true philosopher's home. In fact the whole city is built on a network of telluric currents, positive and negative, so outstanding its urbanization, the Grand Canal is the representation of the dreaded snake, the symbol of the enigmatic forces in some places become very clear. The rest was normal in the past that there were benefits and evil places in the East where you can practice feng shui, that is a discipline that allows you to build a house by transposing the order of charity "great dragon" who sleeps in the basement. It will be the dragon to characterize the city, in fact look at any map we see the Grand Canal of Venice unfolds like a snake or a dragon, cutting the city into two parts exactly. Thus we have the head, "caput draconis", and a tail cauda draconis. "
At the end of it we find the island of San Giorgio, with its beautiful church, was not arbitrary if we think that in Christian tradition, the saint is St. George slaying the dragon, the snake and then to exorcise Venetian, while on the the opposite is the Basilica di San Marco, as a way to exorcise these energies.
E 'own position in the "cauda" that we find Ca' Dario, the mysterious palace whose curse affects all owners who have died of suicide or other violent death, including recently Raul Gardini and the tenor Mario del Monaco.
As for the second building, it is silent witness to the visit of the philosopher Giordano Bruno in the city, their host family Mongenigo that, after trying to steal his knowledge of alchemy, denounced him as a sorcerer to Venetian authorities forced him to repair to Rome, where then will be executed. Tradition has it that even in that building is the ghost of the heretic posters seeking justice.

ALCHEMY VENETIAN
There were many wizards, sorcerers and alchemists in the lagoon, among which, besides the aforementioned Giordano Bruno, Casanova and Cagliostro. Given the close relations with the Middle East, Venice has always been a melting pot of cultures, the name of the neighborhood "Giudecca" would seem to indicate the presence of its own first inhabitants, the Jews, always masters of alchemy and Kabbalah scholars. There are many such legends in the ancient and present new ghetto affecting the rabbis and their studies of alchemy.
In the city, then there are the alchemical knowledge of the Arabs whose traces we find in the face of the clock tower where, between the astronomical and astrological symbols are representations of Moors. More disconcerting, however, are obvious and Arabic symbols in the vicinity of the door card near the Basilica of San Marco. Here are represented in a corner of the so-called "four died," the tetrarchs Diocletian, Galerius and Constantius Massimiliano.
In fact, the tradition links these Figures alchemy as evidenced by a frieze depicting the base of the same two infants and two dragons entwined with a scroll bearing the inscription in archaic Venetian man face and tell me just what's on your mind and see what little 'captain ".
On the same side of the Basilica, there are two columns from Acre, where Christian culture and blackberry mingle in a mystical mix of images, among which three stand out for some puzzling cryptograms invocations to Allah the god of Muslims.
Among the most enigmatic characters, however, definitely stands out Casanova, magician and writer born in the town April 2, 1725 and buried in the church of St. Barnabas, although his grave were untraceable. His story "mysterious" part at the age of eight years when, to heal from a disease that forced him to keep his mouth open, his aunt took him to a witch healer. It will be then that the writer became interested in the arts of magic that brought him trouble with the Inquisition and that led him to be imprisoned in the famous "leads" from the Venetians who succeeded in a sensational escape. Surely he was in contact with the Masons and Amadeus Mozart for the realization of his "Don Giovanni" also inspired by the life of the Venetian and the famous Giuseppe Balsamo, known as the Count of Cagliostro from Aix de Provence. According to tradition the two met in the city in 1769 to exchange magical formulas and rituals and formulas for the elixir of eternal youth.

[Andrea Romanazzi - taken from Unknown.it ]