Kingdom: animalia Phylum
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chordata Class: Mammalia
Order: Primates
Family: coprotidae
subtribe: ignhominia
Species: fan
In pictures: an amoeba, the being that represents the brain capacity of a fan
The fan is an omnivorous mammal of medium size located in the north in central and southern Italy. Although it looks like the man (which is convoluted), the fan creates a biological family in its own right due to Coprotidae.
Their organization is patriarchal clan with the formation of strongly hierarchical. The clan leader is selected based on his charisma and his ability: these attributes are the lowest and highest the chance that the fan stands within his clan.
levels of organization of the clan are very high and this has led to the spread of the legend that the fan is to be intelligent or at least sentient, but it is not.
In ancient times, the habitat of the fan was much broader. Colonies are worthy of mention is pushed up in England, where he lived the important family of hooliganism. The hooligan was recently brought to the brink of extinction by man, and unlike other animal species, this is not maintained by any association, but rather urges that they can achieve total extinction of the unfortunate creature, abomination of the gods.
Contrary to what is often said, not all football fans feed on. While the majority of fans and bad losers they feed mainly of the sport, there are other categories such as, for example, that eats Brihatoris Coprotidae sport considered "a moderate supporters and is a hybrid of animal and vegetable kingdoms (loves to vegetate in the sun on special floating in salty and humid environments).
Involution
The man does not show its first decline in fan of the classical age. Some prototifosi (still not completely convoluted) but can be found in the Mousterian period. In fact, archaeological excavations have unearthed fossils of Neanderthals died trapped in quicksand in the crowd of three people, equipped with drums and strips of fur-like scarves. Archaeologists think that these small groups would support the hunters and their role consisted nell'incitarli during the hunt. Throughout the Mousterian are witnessing an interesting change in the system of typhus. Originally composed by men only, oddly enough the system evolves first saw the expansion of squads (up to ten units for a single hunter) and then the assimilation of women called hominids Cheerleader (sounding emitting guttural to encourage). After about a hundred years of typhus, it seems to disappear very quickly. Some explanations that we now are mainly two:
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the noise of the fans were almost always miss all the prey, or in the worst case attracted predators
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the fan was a member of the company basically useless without the weight and was brutally suppressed by the evolution of society
History offers us no other fans for many years until the age classic. In fact it is in Greece, with the exaltation of the body, and games, we find this entity social. In any case, even in this era we can not talk about real football fan, but still similar to his, because not the result of involution.
The Greek fans, as well as much of the Hellenic culture, we find him in more recent times in the republican and imperial Rome. This is a very important period in the history of a fan as you experience the first signs of involution and the first man away. The fan
Romano in fact has the particular characteristic of a latent homosexuality, especially against the powerful have it especially loves to put in the ass by the government of the day.
In ancient Rome we can indeed see that the games (Was defined as the time of the events in which they were slaughtered large numbers of men and beasts for the amusement of the fans, another undeniable sign of involution) were properly organized in: economic crises, coups, famines and disasters that could have been different cause social unrest.
With the crisis of conventional companies, however, also seems to downsize the involution in man fan. The reason for this event is easily explainable in the upper medieval social structure: the man can not donate because he is a fan forcibly convoluted subject to the sovereign. At a time when the rule of law becomes much here that the figure of fan is no longer necessary since replaced that of the subject. The subject
Middle Ages is usually a man deeply ignorant and of low (or no) aspirations, and in this we see a close correlation with modern fan, but there is a fundamental discriminant. The subject has fallen in an era ruled (nominally) from homunculi of low (but no more often) cultural depth, behind which a mayor of the palace holds and exercises the power (not to mention how pipinidi), making the company extremely chaotic. It 's only with the advent of the Carolingians that takes place at the time a profound social transformation he sees, at least in part, an improvement in the fortunes of subject.
Over time, the event which concerns us most is the emergence of a social class is very important: the merchant. In fact, the traffic resumed flights can give a boost to the company, bringing major changes. The PA of this compensation culture and consciousness places the renaissance in which man takes self-awareness and stop being a subject (or at least fight for not be). Europe comes to life in Italy and is set in motion a thriving economy driven mainly by businesses of the maritime republics.
But coming to the culture, Florence was an important center for renewal. It is in this city we see arise a new sport, what is the prototype of football now known as football in Florence. Obviously with the birth of the sport here is that once again will be seeking the involution of human-to-fan but at the same time the involution takes a step forward, supporters and asti appear among them. Perhaps the phenomenon of fans may be better understood by observing another event that takes place, also in Tuscany, during the Middle Ages that the Palio di Siena. Here, the various city districts, will compete in equestrian each year and each quarter brings a jockey in races. Extremely interesting is the phenomenon of victory, the fourth winner of the event throughout the year makes manifestations of self-congratulatory victory. Mind you that are neither the horse or the jockey to be celebrated, but the victory itself. Here's a rediscovery of what were once the Greek Nike, the fan Sienese victory moved by the athlete himself, and in a flurry of involution will feel part of Nike, Nike, if not the same. Equally important are witnessing with the Palio, a retrogressive step of large proportions, celebrating the victory for the whole year, that's the fan should not wait any longer to celebrate his victory, but will live in this function. To be more precise, the fan does not live for the prize of prizes, but he lives on a daily basis.
Doing a quick jump in the line of the time we reach today. From the Renaissance to the present day society and the political forms have evolved tremendously by giving us the opportunity to live in a world (sufficiently) free and guaranteed. It is in this period that the involution of the fan is shown in all his arrogance completely away from man.
The fan now fully reflected in rents Darwinian: loves violence (as in ancient Rome), is organized into small factions or clans and live sport (as in Renaissance Tuscany). Curiously, it has no respect for the athlete or sports in general (a typical aspect of Hellenic culture), but this shows us that the fan is the result of regression and divorces every possible improvement (however this is a fundamental characteristic of the species coprofilae).
Behavior
The fan, as I said, you usually move in herds. These schools can count a few elements during periods of inactivity (or end of the season working days) and are enriched by a large number of items at sporting events (championships, world cups or mostly). When the fan support activities demonstrates that it was not the human race and intelligence: he went to the stage clad in colorful scarves and flags appropriately beating big drums and emitting incomprehensible sounds (probably the legacy of totemic rites of the prehistoric age or animists). Some items are usually marked by the ability to rip off more famous tunes (mostly attributable to the so-called muzak) and then interpret them repeatedly and badly, behavior that has led many zoologists and ornithologists to seek lines of contact between the fan and the parrot. The parrot was more evolved.
The basic behavior of the fan who escapes to the canons of reason is vandalism. The fan is uncontrollably drawn to it by the desire to smash everything that is around it and that is not owned by him (this we may assume some sense of territoriality in this species, but zoologists do not believe that the fan is able to understand this concept, albeit basic). Whether in defeat than in victory, the fan is used to show her feelings in the destruction. Nothing resists the fury: cars, showcases, boxes (these objects among the most popular), men (perhaps out of envy) are targeted and beaten.
In any case, the fan's behavior who, though devoid of any rationality, seem childish and unnecessary and harmful. If the decline in these were to continue, leading scientists from around the world have given as a solution to the systematic destruction of this species harmful to the entire ecosystem.