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brief summary to be a good voter in some difficult political parties.

How to vote tremmista (Also: Maybe in the foot)

The tremmista perfect will vote Sunday, April 14 but his seat will go to even 15. The second day will do to protest: a tremmista should vote twice or more as they are strong ideals.

On Sunday you will wake up early in the morning, about five and make sure you are wide awake tirerete two slaps your wife. If she were to protest assestatele a kick, and if this were to continue then kill him with a hatchet blow. Let them learn to stay in their place these women. Go into the kitchen where their meal of tiemmista morning: a cup of milk with bread two months earlier. Throw away the empty bowl in the sink with enough and head to the rack. Choose the best hoe that you have, maybe one of the parties, and go into the air. Take to hit the rich soil and fertile, one, two, three hundred times. Now that you've done your morning exercises you can return home for prayers. Thank God for the rain that waters the fields, the sun warms the earth, for young people who reap the harvest, the oxen pulling the plow, but above all thank him for having created beautiful, strong and tremmisti.

Groom your bay, pull two sticks to make them understand who's boss and sellatelo, it's time to go the seat. Remember to bring with you your musket, powder and lead enough: these days you never know and it's always better to keep in training for the revolution.

Enter the seat with all the horse: if these middle class are able to live with each other in more than a beast will not be a problem. Take your card and once you put an X in the cabin (or at least roots) on glorious symbol tremmista (may God protect him). Give the card to scrutinizing and pull them for having port slap his hand without asking for permission. These women will never learn to stay in their ranks. output from the seat, mounted on horseback gallop and head towards the first piece of land found that, with an army conscript occupatelo the good and knead until your endless energy you allow.



ancillary Note: If the seat where you will find is located in a school, most likely will be on site of beds: Your task will be to eradicate planting of flowers and much more useful grain.

How to vote under the new (or: The Importance of Being Arian)

Voters of New

Force will go to the polls on Sunday and that Monday's vote, obviously can not vote both days. On Sunday you will wake up at four at night and you will not waste time by going to bed already dressed in denim shirts, chains and with his head shaven. Once you get up, head to your desk and make up disegnatevi a swastika on his face. Leave home, go to the polling station where the last election Prodi took 70% and devastatelo. If this is the same seat where you must vote not bad, at least one vote in Forza Nuova is not worth what you will lose the PD. Go home, get rid of any bodies of the offense, malts and give yourself away to bed all day: you never know that the police is planning to visit you.

On Monday you'll wake up again early in the morning to be at the polling station when it opens. Go in civilian clothes and unarmed, although the more adventurous of you may go hand in hand with a knife: if you discover that a candidate can avail yourself to the next election.

Vote in haste, and once the cards are going to be pocketed knot in front of the seat. Here you will be for the duration of the vote to look bad all that come to vote, hoping to gain some votes for your party. The vote is secret and you will not have the certainty that the threats shouted left and right will be effective, but usually two kicks in the right places make their effect.

How young people rate the future of Italy (or also: beeella, voting!)
The majority of the voters of this party

going to vote instead of Monday. On Saturday, you young people have to do around and on Sunday it would be too busy to vote. On Monday instead of voting you'll get up late, but not too much, take care that at some polling stations close and carry the vote would be difficult after 15. Once awake wash, if you like, and dress. If it is not too much trouble for you, try to dress in the least ridiculous and if you really can not give up that beautiful burgundy blazer at least avoid mating with blue flip-flops.

time you leave home goes, but try not to exceed one. Take the car, but only if this is quite embarrassing and / or expensive. In case you do not have a car like you do hitchhiking. Mind you: you will never walk and use public transport, young people do not drop actions so vile.

Before heading to the polls you will make a trip to CoolBar or in any place where young people often meet in your area. Here you will be about an hour to talk about anything or at least leads you to brag of sexual relations that you never had. Take a look at the clock making sure that all good that you notice that half a million on the wrist and left the room. Take a hundred meters and when you are sure that no friend is watching you time to ask a passer-by. Head to the seat and along the way try to keep in mind that you should just learn to read the clock.

Once in the seat revenue in the most noisy and flashy as possible, remembering to square anyone around you. Submitted documents, photos on the excuses "I always go wrong in the picture, take your card and give thanks with a" thank you brothers. " Head into the cabin and marked the symbol of Italy's Youth with a Future X (if you do not know is that you use to sign to sign).
Exit the cabin and put the cards in the urn. Urn obviously wrong or someone might have doubts about your youth.
Now that you have fulfilled your civic duty you can return to your friends and talk about serious topics, such as your vote and benefits they bring to the country: Ministry of fashion, substantial cuts in research, more fast cars for all and things like that.

How to vote Liberal Catholic Holy Roman Empire (or: ode to Ned Ludd)

Who decided to vote for this party know first that must necessarily go to the polls on the date of Sunday, April 13, 2008, not on a Monday, it is clear, as befits your rank and your beliefs. On election day you wake up slowly to about 11, we do serve cappuccino and croissant in bed and then consumed with placid calm manor. Give up your bed around 11.45 and nectar your noble limbs. Wear the clothes on Sunday and keep in mind that women will be appropriate for them to wear a corset. In the meantime you care to order the servants to prepare the coach and groom the horses. Once prepared

get on your high-powered car of the past and take the driver to go to beat as fast as possible and howl at the same time "to vote! To vote!" Means populace that observed along the roads will be under the impression that you are eager to fulfill your civic duties.

At the polling station you care to precede you in the hall from your servitude (slavery which obviously has made the trip from your residence to the seat strictly on foot) and do not skimp on these insults, unfounded and even common people always cleaned up.

Once at the banquet of the scrutineers for any reason not to hand them your papers nor the ballot paper: rank your insurance is sufficient. If the tellers will have the courage to protest have them beaten with a willow branch.

Once you will receive the cards to make the following sentence: "God gave it to me, woe betide anyone who touches it." Later you will give your card to the servants and sent them to vote in the cabin. Mind you that your servants vote for the symbol of the Liberal Catholic Holy Roman Empire, or cut off their fingers as punishment. output from the seat with the grace that distinguishes you, eat a light meal on site and end the day with a relaxing game of badminton.

In semicontemporanea with Mentecritica.